Just when you thought there was no commonsense at work in the world (Um, hello Massachusetts?) look how God will surprise you. Remember my post about the nasty old 61 year-old geezer who slapped some poor 2-year old silly for crying in the Stone Mountain, GA Walmart? Well guess what? That fool was sentenced to ONE YEAR in jail!!
*and the choir starts to hum and sway*
But wait on it... My favorite part of the sentencing, was his defense attorney's statement, "He's absolutely amazed this incident took on such Goliath proportions. He never in his wildest imagination believed it would mushroom into this."
DEAD FISH EYES
Okay... So essentially what you're saying is that this grown ass man thought he could snatch up a stranger's child, slap the baby 5-6 times and then just keep it moving to the checkout line?
CRICKETS
I'm starting to believe that kind of tomfoolery deserves its own category of criminal charges. You know, something like, reckless sense of entitlement while operating under the influence of ignorance. Yeah. Just. Like. That.
Dayuummmm. Lesson Learned: DO NOT put your hand on someone else's child
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ReplyDeleteLove it.
I LOVE IT...MITZI I CAN TOTALLY SEE YOU SNATCHIN SOMEONE'S BAD ASS, SNOTTY NOSE CHILD UP WHEN YOU'RE LIKE 80...DON'T SPEAK TOO QUICK! LOL
ReplyDeleteHe better be glad that's all he got. Real talk? if that fool would have manhandled my girls like that, you would have been writing about MY prison sentence. He would have seen some "Goliath proportions" all right.
ReplyDeleteThere are no words. Psychotic morons everywhere, bookmark this one.
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