Exhibit A: Why did this crotchety, old, white, serial killer look alike in Stone Mountain, Georgia get beside himself while shopping in Wal-Mart and slap FIRE out of some woman's child because the little girl was crying too much??
But wait on it... Apparently the 61-year old, Roger Stephens didn't know Sonya Mathews or her 2 year-old from NOWHERE. As in, they were complete strangers up until the moment they turned down the same aisle.
Then according to the news report, Roger warned her that "if she didn't quiet down the child, he would do it for her." And just like that, when the 'ole girl didn't do anything, he proceeded to slap the little girl not once but SEVERAL times across the face. Talking 'bout, "See I told you I would shut her up." I. Am. Done.
Jesus be a fresh pair of Depends cause I swear I'm peeing on myself right now.
Now I admit... there have been many a day where I've fantasized (vividly) about smacking fire out of some unruly brat throwing a temper tantrum in a grocery store or public place of business. Especially when it's clear that all the cerebral " we don't hit, we do time-outs" bullcrap some of these parents are using isn't worth the spit coming out of the kid's mouth and the lil' punk really just needs a swift backhand to cut the shit short. But these are my FANTASIES.
Now homeboy right here? He is bananas.
And more importantly, I'm just trying to envision what-in-the-petite-weakish-non-violent-hell this woman looks like or comes from. 'Cause not for nothing, I really wish a random old man would go hard with ANY of the women I know that have kids. SHEEEIT. All I'm gonna say is, this right here is the reason for emergency bail money savings accounts.
Let the police sirens wail...