As if life isn't miserable enough when you're waiting in those long ass lines, now you've got the perverted geriatric dude who really should be wasting away in a hospice somewhere rubbing up against you and fondling himself! WTF???
And wait on it- apparently Hector (yeah, that's really his name) has already served two years in prison for sexual assault and lewdness.
Uh-uh, Jesus take the wheel, because I. Can't.