Thursday, September 10, 2009

tears of a clown...

Hmmm, so while President Obama was figuring out 50 different ways to politely shank the Republican party in that amazing speech on health care that he delivered last night, apparently former NJ Net Jayson Williams was up in the State Supreme Court falling out and LITERALLY crying poor

Mind you, this the same dude who made at least $87 million bouncing a call around for a living. Uh-huh and now he's talking 'bout, there's no money and he's broke. Feel free to insert blank stare with three blinks.

Err-um Jayson honey, I'm sure you thought that Obama was bringing the era of the lightskin man back but it ain't get this far honey.  At. All.

Granted, $200,000 (which is actually backdated 6 months to March '09) is a whole lot of money for someone who probably had to barter his left testicle to cover all those criminal defense fees to pay in spousal/ child support. Mmm-hmmm... remember that messy trial? And the unfortunate taser incident shortly thereafter? Sigh.

But dude, ain't nobody tell you to shoot that limo driver and then try and hide the evidence. And at the end of the day, there's only so much sorrow that I can muster for someone who lists not one but THREE homes and an ownership in a professional lacrosse team amongst his assets.

Yeah, survey says- no thank you.

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