Thursday, January 15, 2009

may lightening strike...

I swear 'fo God, I will never, ever, ever, ever talk about Black people and the names they give (or rather make-up for) their kids again. NEVER.

'Cause you know what? Ain't nothing wrong with the name Alexus Camry Laquanna Shalamieka Brown compared to JoyceLynn ARYAN NATION Campbell. Mmhmmm, you read that correctly- JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell is the forreal, forreal government name of some unfortunate white child.

Blame it on the pesky pinktoe sense of entitlement, but Mr. & Mrs. Campbell didn't have a problem naming her or her two brothers-Adolf Hitler Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Campbell- after murderers and racist institutions. Five bucks say not nary a one will ever hold a government job...

But no worries, apparently because of the blatantly racist overtones of the kids' names, the parents/ family landed on the Child Protective Services shit list. Go figure. And the other day, the kids were snatched out of the home for reasons yet divulged. Just like that.

Lemme find out all that legal eavesdropping on citizens that George Bush came up with turned out to be good for something...


  1. It's hard not to talk about children's names when you have taught a Jackie Daniels, Chardoney and Charday (yes, they were twins) and a Aparico. K.C.

  2. Girl you didn't know That's Jocelyn Aryan (wants to be) Naomi Campbell when she grows up. I heard this story. People are sick and ridiculous. Everyone should not have the ability to make and vessel children and too many of the wrong people are fertile.