Friday, January 9, 2009

good for you...

I see I'm not the only one who doesn't like it when people show up at my apartment unannounced...

Apparently,a panda bear bit the crap out of a man who jumped in his pen to retrieve a toy that had fallen over the railing at the Beijing Zoo. Daaaammmmn... I thought panda were suppossed to be friendly, social-type creatures.

But bigger than the panda with an attitude, WHY was this man able to simply HOP a little fence?? What in the world? WHY was the fence that low?

And please don't tell me it's so people can get up close and personal with nature. Cause THAT is not nature. Not even on a dare. THAT is a wild animal that's been caged up AGAINST it's will for our amusement. What would make you think they're remotely happy to see you? Mmm-hmmm, like ELsa used to tell me- keep playin' if you want to.

Personally, my scary behind will take a good ole American zoo with triple layers of plexiglass and the sky-high electric fence enclosure with enough voltage to shock that ass to death if a strand of hair brushes against it any day of the damn week. If and when I want so see some "nature" I'll go chill in Central Park and watch the shirtless white boys play football in the dead of winter. That's enough wildlife for me, thank you very much.

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