Thursday, January 29, 2009

i'll take your half if you don't want it...

Good lord, the pink toes never cease to amaze do they?

First they were shopping in secret and now that, surprise, surprise, this whole "recession thing" hasn't gone away, they've formed an anonymous support group for the girlfriends of finance guys!! No really, I'm not even kidding. I swear I couldn't make this up if I tried...

According to the NYTimes, the group of NYC women refer to themselves as Wall Street Widows and the name of their support group is Dating A Banker Anonymous. And in case you were wondering, there's an open invitation to any woman who fits the following criteria: “if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life.” Seriously? Just so we're clear, you're complaining about the change in a lifestyle that you've become accustomed to BEFORE you even got married??? Oh my goodness, that is so gangster!

The members meet once or twice weekly for brunch or drinks at a bar or restaurant to commiserate on how the plunging stock market and depressed economy have turned their former type-A, cocky, super human, richass finance boyfriends into whimpering, needy, erratic BROKEASS nightmares. Talking about, they're moody, up all hours of the night checking the Blackberry and wait on it- aren't exactly performing in the bedrooms. YIKES.

Good luck Becky Sue...

4 comments:

  1. I love this group. Did you see the chick who posted about her newly unemployed and "clingy" BF. He used to be here FBF when he had a job. Talking about that kitchen scenewith Kim Basinger & Mickey Rourke never really happend in real life....

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  2. Nothing seems to amaze me anymore....

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  3. There's rumor now that this is a hoax and they were just doing it for the book deal.

    http://jezebel.com/5142270/would-a-daba-lie-to-you

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  4. I was maddest that these chicks aint even cute.

    i was complaining about how the government stole 55% of my commission check and then I remembered I have a check and a job and might want to shut the hell up.
    But DAMN 55%...

    Maybe i will start a group...

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