Well, what you know about a group of "innovative"Japanese designers (emphasis on the sarcastic quote marks) doing their darnedest to damn us all back into that hell. Yes sir. Just in time for the summer, they rolled out a new style of jeans so low they require the attached bikini straps to keep them up. Talking about, "now women can be even more booty-licious." Sigh. Bootylicious? In 2009? Really?
Someone please pass me the barf bag.