Wednesday, April 22, 2009

my type of mom...

Okay seriously? White women are not , I repeat, they ARE NOT handling the stress of the recession well AT ALL!

What you know about a prominent attorney Park Avenue attorney/ well-to-do Westchester mom getting so sick & tired of her pre-teen daughters' bickering that she kicked BOTH of their asses out of the car and drove the hell off???

Like seriously? Picture this frazzled white woman (see photo), pulling over to the side of the road in her expensive ass SUV/car and screaming at the top of her lungs- "BOTH OF YA'LL LIL' GOOD-FOR-NUTHIN' HEIFERS GET THE HELL OUTTA MY CAR!!!"

OMG, I can't even breathe I'm laughing so hard right now. Bump that, I'm WHEEZING like a damn asthmatic!!! Cause you know, that right there is some end-of-the-line, to-hell-with-timeout, I'm-kickin'-you-out -I-don't-kill-ya'll-dead type ish!

Wait on it tho... While the 12 year-old was able to run, catch up with mom's car at the next light and beg her way back in; not so much for the little sister. That one got left behind

But instead of carrying her ass home (like any halfway intelligent Black kid would've done), the 10 year-old went dry snitching to the cops. And when Ma-Dukes came to pick her up from the station, the po-po arrested that ass for endangering the welfare of a child.

Jesus take the wheel, I am DONE.

2 comments:

  1. "White women are not , I repeat, they ARE NOT handling the stress of the recession well AT ALL!"

    GREAT OPENING LINE...

    -Reena

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  2. wow...that's all i have to say. i mean really though? wow...

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