And then lo and behold, what do I read this morning but the breaking news story about a man in Washington state that held up a convenience store at gunpoint with wait on it... his 9 year-old daughter in tow. Seriously? What in the worthless-ass-child-protective-services part of "bring your kids to work day" is this?
No sir, I cannot and I will not.
Robert Daniel Webb, I rebuke thee!