No, not as in what physically happened to her but more like what happened to the IDEA of Jennifer Lopez? You know the unstoppable Latina flygirl who armed with a black girl booty, bedazzled bandanna headbands, and relentless off-key hit songs rode that 6-train till the doors fell off? I'm just saying...
Jenny from the Block was living proof that with the right no-slip double-sided tape anything was possible.
And now what?
Lat year's highly-anticipated return album went certified double dust (who in the hot hell thought a song reppin' $900 Louboutin shoes at the height of a freaking recession was a good look??) and her new movie (which I actually kinda thought had a cute premise) straight belly flopped. Oh and let's not even talk about how her patented moniker got snatched and recycled by greasy looking self-proclaimed guidette, J.Woww.
DEAD FISH EYES
You ain't hear it from me but, Marc Anthony gots to be the devil.