I LOVE the way NIKE distinguished themselves from just another pair of sneakers that will allegedly tone your thighs for a cool $115. Nope. Their marketing department was straight up like, our joints will give you a juicy booty. So if you're blessed to have or want a big, round butt, bump the apologies, cop these kicks and Just Do It.
Now mind you, even though I'm clear that wearing the them from now until Kingdom come is never, ever, ever going to help achieve that there ass in the ad, I still want a pair (and the direct number to her personal trainer/plastic surgeon/ vodoo priest). NOW.
That is all.