this whiteboy might could get it...

I gotta give it to the kid, that Levi Johnson never ceases to bring a nice satisfied smirk to my face. You know, kinda like the one that happens when you unintentionally witness a worthless ex get screamed on in public by his crazy ass stripper baby mama (don't ask). Mmm-hmm... I swear, this dude STAY giving Sarah Palin da BID-NEZZ.

So peep game, now in addition to previously pulling the entire GOP strategy machine's ho cards out in a recent Vanity Fair expose on what really happened on the campaign trail when they found out about the pregnancy and agreeing to pose nude for the upcoming Christmas issue of Playgirl, homeboy is threatening to personally AIR SARAH'S ASS OUT if she doesn't quit poppin' shit about him.  

Talking 'bout: "Now it's my turn. If she's gonna say things about me, I'm gonna leak things about her.  That's just how it is."

Oh snap!!!  It's like THAT Levi?  Word???

All them Alaska rednecks besta stop staring at their view of Russia and come get this boy...