Err-um, what in the lowest-common-denominator-next-stop-is-the-crackhouse hell is happening in the suburbs??
According to the NY Daily News, over the weekend Norwell, Massachusetts authorities arrested a couple for assaulting a fellow patron outside their local KFC restaurant. Why? Apparently, homeboy, 31 year-old Jared Garfagna and his girlfriend, 24 year-old Sara Mohn became pissed off with the slowass service and the two started wildin' out inside the restaurant. In response, this random dude asked/ told them to keep all that crazy screaming and cussin' to themselves- for the sake of the children (aww, we love the good samaritan who sticks up for the kids).
Unfortunately, that didn't go over as well with the ghetto Bonnie and Clyde. At. All. And when dude came outside, the two of them beat FIRE out of him!
Umm-hmm, the po-po said that Jared cold clocked the man upside the head while good 'ole Sara got a couple of swift kicks in. Okay, maybe they didn't say it EXACTLY like that but... Poor guy wound up with cuts on his eyelids and wrists. Ouch.
Seriously?? Over some damn fried chicken? Sigh.
KFC is the devil ya'll.