Praise the Lord, it's Friday! Even if the sun is barely shining, Dave Letterman just received an undeserved round of applause for admitting to adultery and Chicago lost the bid for the Olympics (sorry Mama Oprah), I'm still happy as hell that the weekend is upon us.
I think I want to go to the movies this weekend... Doesn't the comedy with Vince Vaughn come out today? Or wait, maybe it was that new roller derby Drew Barrymore movie with Ellen Page, Whip It. Whichever one, I sure hope it's entertaining. 'Cause I'm going to need something to help me forget about the scary daycare worker in England that was arrested for abusing year old babies with toothbrushes, taking pictures and sending them to some pedophile she had the hots for.
On second thought, it might take a little more than a movie to forget that mess.
You know, it really makes me wonder whether homegirl's mother smoked cigarettes while she was in the womb. According to a report on Reuters, children born to women who smoke during the pregnancy have a greater risk of developing psychotic tendencies. And let's be clear, anyone who feels the need to sodomize an infant to score points with any sort of love interest let alone a sexual deviant is clearly a hot ass psycho mess.
I'm just saying... this is not the type of ish that Gandhi would have wanted to hear on his 140th birthday people! Okay?
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