Okay, you know what? I'm gonna need folks to turn off the Law & Order marathons and step away from the TNT. Not now but RIGHT NOW.
Why did this 49 year-old man in Brooklyn just get arrested for plotting to impersonate his dead mother to collect $117,000 in government benefits?? Mind you, I'm not talking about just forging some signatures.
This fool straight dressed up like his mother- wig, sunglasses, moo-moo and all, picked up his homeboy to play his part and the two of them headed down to the DMV and tried to get a new State ID for this woman. Mmm-hmm...
But wait on it... the real reason he even got caught is because when his mother's home was sold into foreclosure (naturally, he wasn't making any payments), he refused to vacate the premises and tried to sue the new owners-AS HIS MOTHER.
Uh-uh, I. Can't. Lord, it's too early in the week for this nonsense...
I heard about this, and it's insane!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I watch HOURS AND OURS of Law & Order and CSI and NEVER do i ever think "hmm....i wonder if i can get awya with that...even though these bozos didn't.." Shameful!
This story was soooo funny!! I would have loved to be the arresting officer. I would have been laughing so hard! :)
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