sans polish please...

I just looked at all the sandals sitting in my closet and had to shake my head. I really, really don't like rainy days in the summer time a.k.a the open-toe killers.

Speaking of toes, a while back I posted this pedi question: 

Would you clip your partner's toenails?

78% said sure, it wasn't a big deal

22% wouldn't do it even on a dare.

Gotta say, I am on the fence about this one right here.  Cause in reality, I'm really funny about people's toenails being too long.  That whole, dragging on the sidewalk over the tip f your flip-flops?  Oh god, it just makes my nerves bad. 

Mind you, my fixation on feet is hardly extreme (no, there'll be no toe sucking for the kid) but I definitely appreciate it when men take the time to make sure their respective foot game is on point. 

So with that said, if the length of my significant other's toenails are bothering me more than him, then yes, I'm quick to offer my services.

But what if your partner has fucked up feet?  You know, the joints that look like bird talons? With all that caked-on dead skin, ginormous bunions and Grand Canyon fissure-like cracks in the heels? Ewwwwwwa (Insert image of me vomiting in my mouth).

Call me funny actin' but I would be hard pressed to share a bed sheet with anyone who had crazy looking feet, let alone trying to clip the nails. I don't care how much I like you. As long as you're looking like close cousins with the barefoot homeless guy outside the Port Authority with all that thick yellow, flaky, fungi growing all up under and around your nails, I'm not the one.