Yesterday afternoon, North Chicago Police Officer Carl Slain was charged with assaulting his fellow boy in blue, the Waukegan Chief of Police Artis Yancey.
Apparently, good ole Carl (who mind you, was recently voted District Officer of The Year) got wind of the fact that his estranged wife was screwing around at the crib with another man. So naturally, as soon as he got off duty he headed over to 'get things straight'.
When he arrived on the scene, I guess homegirl was trying to be on some slick shit and refused to answer the door. (Can't you hear her now- "Just ignore all that banging baby. I told you, me and him not together no more.")
Well don't you know homeboy smashed a window, stormed in and charged up to the bedroom?
Once in the bedroom, crazy ass Carl (you like how he went from good ole Carl to the crazy ass, right?) found the freaking Police Chief HIDING out in the closet and proceed to pistol whip and beat FIRE out of that ass.
DAYUM son. Can you say anger management issues? WTF?? I'm gonna need the Chicago Police force to turn off the R.Kelly and pull it together. Not now, but RIGHT NOW.