Friday, March 20, 2009

you know you'd TIVO it too...

Amy Winehouse's father Mitch released a statement calling his lil' pride & joy a "stupid girl" for claiming to still love her estranged husband/ partner-in-crack Blake Fielderman. While I applaud him for what I assume to be the pinktoe version of tough love (cause you know a black father would've been beat her ass back into rehab about five years ago when the problem first started), don't you think we're past the point of name calling?

I mean, from what I can see, the only thing seperating Amy from the homeless lady on the train that smells of pee and old period blood is a residual check. No offense.

Personally, I think Poppa Winehouse should call Key-Key Cole's mom Frankie and ask her to help the family stage an intervention. Cause Lord knows Frankie's got the inside track on how to deal with drug drama.

And call me selfish but I really, really hope they'll turn the whole thing into a reality show. You something like, Saving Amy-The Day the Winehouse Shut Down. Mmm-hmm, and then the world would finally get to see what happens to that dusty beehive when they toss her 10 pound ass into shower. Shoot, I'll bet my lucky drawers that trainwreck would be bigger than Flavor of Love season 1!!

Sigh. Well, until the season premiere, check out the before and after Amy photo gallery attached to the article about Poppa Winehouse's quote. So disturbing.

In fact, I may have just thrown up in my mouth. Excuse me please.

2 comments:

  1. You give me too much Mitzi...i couldn't BREATHE when I read this:


    I mean, from what I can see, the only thing separating Amy from the homeless lady on the train that smells of pee and OLD PERIOD BLOOD is a residual check. No offense.

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  2. wasn't anyone listening when Whitney said "crack is wak???"

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