Monday, May 3, 2010

white girls jumpin on the kanye workout plan...

Lord haf mercy! Misty, muggy spring days make me sleepy. And I'm thinking the three blueberry/ banana pancakes I just scarfed down prob didn't do much to help. Sigh.

*discreetly wipes syrup from my chin*

But I gotta tell you, all the itis in theWORLD didn't stop me from doing a double take at this picture of Jessica Simpson and Gabourey Sidibe taken at the this year's White House Correspondents Dinner.

Yo.

What is going on with Jessica Simpson? Like seriously, I get the whole, I 'd rather be healthy than a dry-heaving bulimic mess bandwagon she's riding now that her albums are doing double dust. But the day a former pin-up girl stands beside the girl who played Precious and she DOESN'T look like a rail? Oh uh-uh... Somebody in her camp needs to call Celebrity Fit Club and make the magic happen.

No offense.

Granted, it probably doesn't help that Gabby seems to have lost weight from the time she was doing promotions for the film but still... I saw the Essence cover. Homegirl ain't lost that damn much.

BLANK STARE

And I don't know if it's the plain Jane shoulder length hair, the awkward way her right arm pinned to her side or perhaps bright yellow boat neck dresses that hit the ugly spot right below the kneecap just aren't Jessica's thing... All I'm saying is there's got to be a better way.

*cough* and it probably starts with sit-up or two *cough*

3 comments:

  1. LOL. I think she looks fine. Big girls unite! LMAO

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  2. Umm, I would say I have that shape right now so I'm gonna go with her looking perfect.

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  3. There are so many other things to focus on than someone's weight. That is so junior high. She looks just fine as she is; and would look just fine if she gained or lost some.

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