Friday, May 14, 2010

dialing now...

Is it me or does it seem like every third woman you see on the street is knocked up? I mean, I know that sex is one of the few things that you can still get for free nowadays but still... it's becoming a little nutso w the morning sickness mafia. Blank Stare. But at least the five knocked-up people I know are certain to be good parents.

Which is clearly more than anymore than anyone could've said for wackass Jessica Bruce who despite being 6 months pregnant decided to engage in a high-speed car chase with the cops on Wednesday night.

*cue the tragedy theme music*

Apparently, the 21 year-old refused to stop her car when the po-po tried to pull her over for speeding. Allegedly, she was drunk. But bigger than drinking and driving while pregnant, in the Georgia woman's haste to get away; she crashed into one car, spun into oncoming traffic, was hit by another car, totaled her ride and ultimately had to be cut from the wreckage of her car. Her baby died.

Charges of feticide are pending.

Time to call E-Boogie and thank her being such an amazing mother.


  1. *jaw dragging the floor* I just had my second baby, I can't imagine being so irresponsible and running from the damn po-po. Even if they don't lock her up forever, losing that baby to her own stupidity is going to haunt her forever

  2. Wow, what an idiot. Next door to me all the girls and I mean girls are preggers in the house. It's sad. Oh, I loaned my sister, The Angry Black Womans Guide, she and her friends were cracking up.

    Peace, Love and Chocolate

  3. They should bury her under the jail! Drinking while pregnant, smh really hard!