Lawrence Taylor got arrested?? For paying for sex with a child? SMH.
All them years playing in the league, your induction to the Hall of Fame, the inspiring recovery from drug addiction and even that recent appearance on DWTS, and THIS RIGHT HERE is how you going out? Arrested for prostitution charges involving a MINOR? I. Can't.
Granted, according to the article I read this morning, the 16 year-old prostitute admits lying about her age. But still, I'm still giving your old ass a serious side-eye for having sex with any woman who 1) looks like a damn teenager and 2) clearly just had her ass beat by a pimp.
Honestly, I don't know if this need to pay for intercourse with a woman less than half your age is an ego thing ('cause you don't want to admit that you can no longer bag young cuties) or pride ('cause a hooker can't complain when your D-game is wack).
DEAD FISH EYES
Either way, I'mma need you to want more for your legacy than the random chick holding impromptu press conferences outside her uncle's apartment in the Bronx talking about, "The condom got stuck in me,"and "I told him, 'I'd better not get pregnant."