And in the latest lowbrow breaking news: Gucci Mane has been released from jail!!
And I'm so sure you'll be happy to know that according to the prepared statement that he mumbled his way through, "the rap game is in need of substance and he's here's for the streets right on time." Oh and my favoritest line of the painful, self-indulgent, three minute monologue- "Oh and now that I'm free. Ironically, I feel like the most wanted man in Georgia."
Um, who is this dude again? And more importantly, why in the unholy-illiterate- hell would his publicist EVER encourage him to read ANYTHING out loud in a public setting? SMH. Seriously? Two words- You're. Fired.
Listen, will somebody please call Big Boi and tell him to get his ass off Martha Stewart's morning show, go find Andre 3000 and get both their asses back in the studio TOGETHER? Not now but, RIGHT NOW. Thanks.