Thursday, February 4, 2010

i see dirty people...

So as most folks know, I am totally obsessed with the A&E show, Hoarders- totally and completely.

My obsession is to the point where I'm seeing the signs of potential Hoarders EVERYWHERE- from the lady in the grocery line buying 100 cans of cat food to the extra-messy looking chick that keeps spilling old food wrappers, crumpled papers and empty bottles of water out of her bag on the subway car. I swear, if you look they are all over!

And while I'm sure some of you probably think I'm a itty bit nutso, I'm TELLING you, that freakin' Lindsey Lohan is a damn hoarder!

Exhibit A: Just look at this photo of a room in her condo!

What in the unholy-nasty-white-trash-hell is going on? Who lives like this? Talking about, "I try not to go in there... It gives me anxiety being in here. The clutter takes up a lot of space mentally." Err-um, really??

And this is the same worthless chick that they had the NERVE to pay to be the face of Ungaro? DEAD. Real talk, they might as well have asked the homeless lady that that lives at the end #1 Train subway platform at the 168th Street stop. No offense...

On an upnote, the shameless starlet is going to let The Insider come in and film a 'De-cluttering Lindsey' special about her situation that's scheduled to air next week. So I'll get to watch the whole shit show up close and personal.

I. Can. Not. WAIT!

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