Since the summer is (eventually) coming, I've decided to try and start my workdays a little earlier... as in four hours earlier. Um yeah, you read that right. The "I don't use an alarm clock" queen is about to get it popping at 6am in the morning. Feel free to stop laughing any time now... Cause I'm so forreal. I see my friends with kids do it all the time, so I figure what the hell?
This way I can actually go to bikram regularly (instead of just giving them my $115 a month), walk poor Drama before 3 o'clock in the afternoon (any day now she's gonna call the ASPCA on my ass) and most importantly, spend more time trolling the headlines for news that makes you go hmm... Like the review of Tuesday night's season premiere of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Which apparently left the reviewer from the NY Daily News thinking, "Good Lord, what a piece of trash. That was great!" Err-umm yeah, I will so be watching. Or better yet, how Rihanna's people are cracking down on blogs that posted the alleged naked photos of her. But wait on it... not denying that the photos are of her. Insert huge sigh.
Of course, I am going to need your prayers in this endeavor because I don't even know what six o'clock in the morning looks like let alone to be getting up and trying to function. So light a candle, yours truly is about to get focused.