In yet addition of 'White Women Are SO NOT Handling the Recession Well'- Whatchu know about old school Dallas star, Victoria Principal a.k.a Bobby's wife Pam Ewing pulling a damn gun on her maid because wait on it... Maribel was taking too long to walk the dog!!What in the crazy ass-demanding-impatient-pinktoe hell??
It seems the poor domestic engineer took the spoiled Shih-Tzu out for a walk and that little bad ass just wouldn't drop her load. By the time the two finally returned to the ranch, ole girl was wildin' out. On sight, Victoria pulled a gun out and ordered Maribel to get the hell off the damn property 'fore she pumped that ass full of lead. (Okay, maybe she say it exactly like that, but you get the idea).
Humph, humph, humph, I tell ya... Jesus be the melanin that provides coping skills.
Mind you, Pam is currently training to become a civilian astronaut on Richard Branson's commercial space flight venture, Virgin Galactic. Just so we're all clear- this woman can't handle the everyday pressure of her maid taking five minutes too long with the pooch but she wants to head out into space??
I swear 'fore God I couldn't make this mess up if I wanted to!!
hate.you. lol
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