Friday, May 22, 2009

here comes the bride...

PRAISE God there are less than 48 hours until Toya & Dre's freaking wedding!!!  My goodness, this whole bridesmaid dress situation has been a NIGHTMARE. Exhale. Got me feeling like a broke-down Keyshia Cole singing, 'I jus' want it to be OVAAAA!'  

No offense.

Forget the fact that I've been existing in a perpetual state of hunger for the last 6 weeks, why has it taken SIX freaking fittings to get a "custom-made" dress to fit properly?? Seriously?? , I'm a need you to do a little better dude.  Cause beyond the $250 for a dress that I won't ever wear again, you're wasting MY TIME.  

SIX times over the past EIGHT weeks, I've had to stop any and everything that I was doing and DRAG my ass down to midtown and below (because after the 4th attempt, it required a totally different tailor to execute the necessary damage control) from Washington Heights,.  For those who aren't familiar with NYC, that's about 120 blocks or a 40 min trip. Mind you, as I type this post the dress is not in hand. I still have to go pick it up for the shop.  Uh-huh, one word: beyond.

Jesus be the open bar reception.  'Cause Lord, I can't do it in my right mind...

1 comment:

  1. i feel your pain. i had to go on a veggie and lemon water diet the week before my girl's wedding b/c the dress wouldn't zip. the tailor was like "uh, when is the wedding?" glory be to spanx.
    you'll have fun...i hope we get to see pics!