Forget the fact that I've been existing in a perpetual state of hunger for the last 6 weeks, why has it taken SIX freaking fittings to get a "custom-made" dress to fit properly?? Seriously?? , I'm a need you to do a little better dude. Cause beyond the $250 for a dress that I won't ever wear again, you're wasting MY TIME.
SIX times over the past EIGHT weeks, I've had to stop any and everything that I was doing and DRAG my ass down to midtown and below (because after the 4th attempt, it required a totally different tailor to execute the necessary damage control) from Washington Heights,. For those who aren't familiar with NYC, that's about 120 blocks or a 40 min trip. Mind you, as I type this post the dress is not in hand. I still have to go pick it up for the shop. Uh-huh, one word: beyond.
Jesus be the open bar reception. 'Cause Lord, I can't do it in my right mind...