Sigh, I'm having a really bad hair moment. My 'fro is fighting me at every step and I'm really starting to think that that this whole natural hair thing is for the birds. Yeah, I siad it- it might be time to slap a good old fashioned perm up in this nappy head of mine.
I am sick and tired of losing an hour and a half of my life combing this hot ass mess out. Not to mention what it does to my carpal tunnel. I get out of the shower feeling like a cripple. It's crazy.
And let's not talk about all these new gray hairs are popping up. I really don't want to dye my hair but if I see one more gray hair, I'm going to scream. My mom rationalized the newest patch that just sprouted up in the front of my head by saying that I'm 32 and that's what happens when you get old. Geez, thanks Elsa.
Honestly, I think I need a good haircut but my lazy ass likes to pull my hair up in a ponytail. Can't do the pony puff without the length. Besides, I'm afraid that if I go into the salon feeling funky and undecisive, I might come out with no hair at all.
Perhaps I need suggestions. What color do you think I should dye my hair? Should I perm it? Maybe I should just wear a dramatic Beyonce-esque weave for a little while until I decide what I want to do... holler at the kid.