So how in the world is John Edwards gonna get caught up in the made-for-Maury paternity suit when his wife is dying of cancer? As if adultry isn't bad enough? You're going to kick her back in while she's dealing with chemo treatments? My. God.
And then what about good 'ole Hayden Panetiere from NBC's Heros? Why her dad got to slap boxing her momma's face the other night? Apparently, when the po-po showed up, Dad told them that she "disrespected" him (yes, that's a quote) by being all up in some other dude's face at the party they'd just come from. Not the "disrespected" excuse!
Lord, what's next? A leaked sex tape featuring Laura Bush and David Beckham? I swear, there's trailer park in heaven for every last one of them.