Oh shoot, oh shoot, looks like its the end of the road for Joran van der Sloot! Homeboy done got caught in Chile and that ass is about to be deported right back to Peru.
Ironically, the entire time I was down in Aruba, everyone- locals and fellow visitors alike stayed talking about Natalee's murder in hushed whispers. Five years later, People were still super freaked out by what happened. And seriously, there were so many different opinions on what really happened- sex trafficking, thrown off the cliff, accidental drowning and subsequently eaten by sharks.... the list was endless. But at the end of the day, there were two things we were able to agree upon:
1) Drunk teenagers + remote islands + wealthy psychopaths= epic FAIL
2) Not nary one of us wanted to be 'Nataleed' while getting our fun in the sun on.
DEAD FISH EYES.
Here's hoping dude sits in a tiny Peruvian box for the rest of his life.