Wednesday, June 30, 2010

hope she's workin somewhere w a cool breeze...

So this is what the redesigned Wonder Woman cartoon looks like, huh?

*struggles to find something nice to say*

Yeah no, I'm not a fan. She just seems extremely pale, super slimmed down, way more conservatively dressed and her overall vibe so damn dark. Like forreal, what's really hood with the burgundy colored lipstick in 2010 and black dog collar? And please don't get me started on those random square-toed boots. Hellloooo.... don't you think by now, Wonder Woman would've upgraded her shoe game to a fly ass pair of stiletto boots??


At the end of the day, I don't understand the need to even update her to this extreme. Not for nothing with Beyonce, Lady Gaga, et al, making leotards and tights acceptable day wear, it's extremely plausible that she'd still be running around kicking ass in a shiny vintage onesie with stars on her booty.

Shoot, if you were the superhero, wouldn't you?


  1. Those leggings are a complete and utter mess. The boots and jacket aren't even worth a full discussion. Why in the world do they need to make Wonder Woman conservative? I mean, the lady drives an Invisible Plane. I think she's past the point of demure.

  2. This costume is not impressive. She looks less like a superhero and more like the pinktoes from Howard Beach who I went to high school with.

  3. On the other hand, I've always thought that a beautiful 6ft tall woman who could force men to tell the truth was probably not a superhero anyway. Matter of fact, I'm thinking she might even be a villain.

  4. Lynda Carter is SHH at this reinvention and so am I.