Tuesday, June 22, 2010

he needs to thank his mama...

So I went to a party this past weekend and met the 16 year-old cousin of a friend. He's about six feet, super adorable, sweet but obviously young and more important, obviously underage.

Turns out, homeboy is dating a 20 year-old college junior. And wait on it... she's really cute.


Now you know, at first I was like WTF?? Why in the world would a junior in college (who could clearly date men her age AND older) want to date was a damn junior in HIGH SCHOOL? I don't care how freakin' cute he is... It made no sense. I was so confused.

But that was Saturday night, before I saw the above picture of Puff's son Justin chilling at the pool.

*blank stare with 3 looong blinks*

And for a hot second, I remembered all the energy that excited 16 years-old boys inherently have... Um, yeah. Can you say instant clarity?

Now, I'm not saying it's right or that I would EVER, EVER,EVER get down like that... at 34. But real talk, if 16 year-old boys had looked anywhere NEAR this developed back in the day, it might've been a different story.

*kanye shrug*

Charge it to the game.


  1. Yeah, I'm your age and they weren't built like that when I was 16.

  2. God forgive me for what I'm about to say but there was an 17 year-old @ my church who had the body of a well developed grown man and well sometimes he made it very had to focus on the word during church....