So I just heard about the upcoming Vanity Fair feature story on the alledged mistresses of Tiger Woods....CRICKETS
Yeah... Gotta be honest, not so sure this is a good look for VF. I'm just saying. It just feels way more than like an US Weekly exclusive than a full-length feature for such a great magazine. And not for nothing, I simply don't want to hear anything else from a these trashy low-budget hookers.
Like when are their 15 minutes EVER going to be up??
It's not like I'm suddenly going to feel badly for any of them. To the contrary, it only increases my disdain. For example, all of the women are chiming in on Tiger's cheapness. One says, "All he ever bought me was a Subway sandwich," another gripes that he flew her around in coach and the best is the one who he brought to his crib but never let her into the master bedroom.
BLANK STARE
Man, listen, every single one of ya'll are idiots. Every other week, Tiger Woods is included on a new and improved list of the wealthiest athletes on the PLANET. So if all you got outta that situation was sex in the garage and a sandwich, that's your freaking fault.
The End.
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis! "So if all you got outta that situation was sex in the garage and a sandwich, that's your freaking fault."
CHURCH!
You are hilarious!!! Tiger did keep it gangsta' Sounds like an Ice Cube line "all I got is hard D!ck and bubble gum just ran out of my last piece is where i am coming from"
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I am still trying to figure out what these girls got out of this other than sex.....seriously, they could not come up with anything more than that? I understand the coach seat, but hell room service is in order.......LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd amen! lol
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