OMG, Shaq looks like a drunken mess (I hope he's drunk and not just a mess), bragging about stuff no one cares about, calling himself BIG Shaq and crying and complaining about getting kicked off the Lakers what, a hundred years ago? But wait on it...the icing on the cake, taunting Kobe like a child on a playground? "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste?" Fifty bucks says that's the new quote of the summer- Take notes Lil' Wayne.
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