so not hannah montana certified...

I had such a good weekend! I swear, it was full of so many firsts....

Attended my first Fashion Night Out (copped the crazy hot pink lipstick that will be making appearances all fall/winter long). I finally visited to Six Flags/ Great Adventures where I rode on an adult roller coaster for the first time (so damn scary, I will NEVER do that again). Oh and thanks to last night's extra uninteresting VMA show, I actually heard my first Justin Bieber (eh, reminds me of a less talented Justin Timberlake without as much flexibility).

Nope, I can't complain at all.

Speaking of underage performers with way too much hype, I'm curious to know what you guys think about Willow Smith's new first single, Whip My Hair.

While I'm the first to admit that the song has a great beat/ contagious lyrics, doesn't it concern you at all that a freaking 9 year-old is the one singing these lyrics? Like forreal, homegirl isn't even ten and she's already talking about having "haters"? I mean not to be funny but ain't Willow and her brother home schooled? Who hating on her? Listen... *sucks the back of my teeth HARD* That child doesn't even have friends, let alone haters. So, what's next? A song about her falling in love? At NINE??? I can't with that image.

Oh and if nothing else, lemme ask you this: While all that sass is really adorable on a music record, is it gonna be as cute when your little niece, nephew and godkids start whippin' their hair at you?

BLANK STARE.

Right. Didn't think so.

I'mma need Jada to try and find some age appropriate subject matter for her daughter PRONTO. Cause right now, lil Willow is steady reminding me of those nosey little kids that are always busy eavesdropping on their parents conversations when they should be playing with friends. And then, repeating back the gossip like they're an authority. Uh-uh, too grown.

Love the Smiths as a Hollywood powerhouse but this right here is truly bordering on a parental fail.