Tuesday, September 16, 2008

you heard it here first...

So J-Hud done left her longtime janitor sweetheart and gotten engaged to 'Punk' a social climbing Harvard grad who was one of the I Love New York Season 2 reality show contestants (read: he watched the first season and STILL thought it was a good look to be part of the stupidity). Lord haf mercy! Where are her friends? Damn that, where is her TIVO? Cause all she had to do is watch one episode of that tom foolery and there NO WAY in the world she would even consider this a viable option. I mean MY GOD. Yes, it is hard out here for a single black girl but goddammit it aint THAT hard!!!! This wave nuevo wearing idiot broke down CRYING about how much he loved trashy ass Tiffany Pollard and now, you wanna call him your man??? Why? Why must I cry????
For the record, 'Punk' ain't nothing but the African American Kevin Federline. He's about to run through homegirl, spend/steal all her money and leave her crazy. Stay tuned for the inevitable photos of J-Hud on the side of the Santa Monica Freeway wailing out "You Gonna Love Me!!!"

4 comments:

  1. I really seriously need to know if those are his real eyes or if he is wearing contacts because if he is wearing contacts I just, I can't....

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  2. Mitzi, why are you so crazy???? I was wondering where here friends were because he is just a hot mess. I know her old boyfriend is somewhere crying.

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  3. Damn, I love me JHood but she was betta off the longtime boo/"maintenance engineer" she took to the Oscars than a black man who let's himself be called "Punk". Somebody get this chile some friends. In the meantime ladies, let the prayer circle commence...

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  4. I would like to see the ring b/c I want to know what kind of ring she obviously picked out and paid for

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