Thursday, February 17, 2011

iyanla (1), nir (-1000000000)...

Hmm, so I guess yesterday was the official 'Get In That Ass' TV Journalist holiday, huh?

First, Oprah went IN on poor Iyanla Vanzant for trying it on her time and going hard about getting her own show before Oprah felt ready to give it to her. And I mean, she got O-P-E-N.

Poor Iyanla was crying and begging for forgiveness before she could even take her seat properly. Um, can you say AKWARD? And then to make matters worse, once they started talking it really seemed like this THIRTEEN year beef was nothing more than a simple misunderstanding between two strong-willed women who were both waaaaaay too sensitive.

Poor Iyanla went looking for extra validation and reassurance from Oprah but unfortunately, she went about it the wrong way. And Oprah (who if you remember wasn't as secure in her own success back in her KKK interviewing days), perceived Iyanla's stepping to her, with lawyers and asking for more concrete assurance (cause they were already in loose negotiations) that she's be given her own show- because "someone important" a.k.a. shady ass Barbara Walters, counter offered as ungrateful. So O and her right hand white girl (cause there's always an assistant that's more offended than the leader) were like, Word? Well, actually Iyanla you can go 'head with that.

You know, kinda like when you tell the dude you KNOW wanna be with that you're thinking about kicking it with the random next dude just to get a reaction... and instead of telling you not to or that he'll be pissed if you do, he wishes you good luck?



But when I tell you Mama O didn't have NOTHING on Anderson Cooper's interview/ public thrashing of dick head journalist Nir Rosen who tweeted "Lara Logan had to outdo Anderson," about the CNN correspondent, who was reportedly sexually assaulted AND punched in the head multiple times while covering the recent celebrations in Egypt. And then homeboy ignorantly followed that comment up with, "Yes yes it's wrong what happened to her. Of course. I don't support that. But it would have been funny if it happened to Anderson too."


Anderson lit homeboy's arse and alibi on FIRE. Every time dude tried to explain and apologize, Anderson just went deeper and deeper and DEEPER. Shoot, I promise you, after it was over dude had a serious case of diarrhea.

Oh well. Cause Anderson Cooper might be a certified media whore but bump no one deserves to have a sexual assault or ass whooping made marginalized.


  1. Anderson ripped this idiot a few holes!!!

  2. lol! i missed both of these. bu i heard about the iyanla debacle and soon as i heard she was gonna be on the show i was like, "ahhhhh snap. it's about to be something...." and it was! and don't mess with anderson. he may be small but that little man don't give a what!

  3. I don't know which white man I love more, Anderson Cooper or Jon Stewart.

  4. just and fyi mitzi but i think diane hutson, the producer in question who attended that meeting with actually black...not sure butit's workth checking....