*cues Uncle Luke, turns volume ALL the way up & hops up on the nearest tabletop*
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Go Mitzi, it's ya birthday! Go Mitzi, it's ya birthday! Go, Go Go, GO!!!
For a million and one reasons, I'm so excited and grateful to see thirty-five. It has been such an incredible journey filled with love, laughter, drama, confusion and most importantly, non-stop tomfoolery! And I appreciate every single person that's contributed to my personal and professional growth along the way. I couldn't have done it without you.
So while I continue to celebrate my personal New Year's Day by grinning from ear-to-ear, spontaneously throwing my hands in the air and dropping it like it's hot, feel free to join the party and twerk a little something for the kid.
Don't stop, Get it, Get it... GET IT, GET IT!!