blame it on the rain...

Goodness this weather is blowing me. I swear, repeatedly waking up to gray skies puts me in the foulest mood. I don't want to go nowhere, do nothing, talk to nobody, it's awful.

Shoot, this crappy weather is probably why folks in Ohio have issues like a grown ass, 41 year-old man wearing a bright green woman's one-piece bathing suit and construction boots harassing women in a public park.  

Yeah, you read that right.  

Apparently dude, was running up on random women and young girls and asking whether or not they liked his outfit. Really?  You're looking for fashion advice? Sigh.

But the tomfoolery doesn't stop there...  

In a completely separate incident, a woman caught a man wearing a purple bra and boxers breaking into her car.  Mmm-hmm...  The poor woman said, "I was actually kind of worried.  He was in a bra and boxers and going through my car.  I didn't know what to think." 

Yeah, I can see how that might be sensory overload.

get on your side...

Slow news day...  Which inevitable leads me to fall back on old poll questions.  Here's one that I've been meaning to discuss for a minute: Do you need to be held by your partner after sex?

65% of you said you can take it or leave it.

26% say its a must

7% would rather not.

I see I'm in the minority...

Don't get me wrong, for the most part I'm a very affectionate person. I always enjoy having my hand held, being held, hugged, kissed, etc by my significant other. My friends will tell you- Mitzi is very big on the PDA. 

But all that 'afterglow cuddling?'  Especially after really, really good sex?  Yeah, no. 

And I'm not quite sure what that's about. All I know is I'm exhausted,  I need a minute to get myself together and I DO NOT want you draping your heavy thigh over me while I'm trying to find my head scarf and get my heart rate down.  At all.

*Truth be told, the only time, I want to cuddle immediately after sex is if it's wack (and that's just to hold me back from getting up and getting the hell outta there).

I'm gonna have to pray on that...

time to put that nobel prize to work...

Can we please have an extended moment of silence for those two female news reporters that were just sentenced to 12 years of hard labor in a North Korea jail???  

According to news reports, the journalists were working on a story for Current TV, a San Francisco-based media company co-founded by former VP Al Gore about the trafficking of women from North Korea into China, but other reports said they were reporting on North Korean refugees who had fled their country. Whatever the case, border patrol officers from the North snatched them chicks up  and charged them with illegally entering North Korean territory.

Amnesty International reports that prisoners in these work camps often work 10 hours or more a day, with no rest days, performing demanding work that can include logging and stone quarrying. Beatings are not infrequent, even for simple stuff like forgetting the words to patriotic songs. And obviously, food, hygienic conditions and medical care are poor at best.  

But wait on it... in the meantime, US politicians are describing the situation as "high stakes poker game."  Huh?

What in the back-breaking-foreign-torture-mind-game hell is this? I. Can't. No you heartless idiots, this is not a damn game.  Two women are up shit creek without a paddle for doing their JOBS.  And folks need to stop playing the who's balls are the biggest foolishness and bring them the hell home. Seriously.

bill. it's. your. baby...

See now....

Sometimes a cause of death should just remain undisclosed. Did we really, really need to know that David Carradine was found with a rope tied to his neck and another to his genitals? Seriously? I just threw up in my mouth.

Cause now, anyone with a good gay friend (hey, G.P.) or S&M fetish (don't even look over here)can tell you that this man done messed around and kilt himself playin' the reindeer games. And he was in Thailand? Land of the underage prostitutes and anything goes erotica scene? Sigh.

Damn Grasshopper...

not part of the vow...

Dayum, Craiglist just can't catch a break!!

First, Julissa Brissman that 26 year-old 'masseuse' was shot in the head by a man she arranged to meet up with in a Boston hotel through the erotic services section of the site. And now, some twisted ass 25 year-old man in North Carolina was arrested for arranging- via Craigslist- to have his own wife raped at knife point in their home. WTF??

Not that either scenario is better than the other but at least the masseuse understood that every time she responded to an ad, there was the possibility of some craziness jumping off. This poor woman unknowingly went to sleep (mind you, their two kids were in the crib) and the man that was supposed to love her 'till death do them part set her up for the straight okey doke. Err-um, no thank you.

And what about the poor schlub who actually raped the victim? As much as rape role play ain't never gonna be my type of hype, everyone is entitled to their own turn-on. HOWSOMEVER, there's a gargantuan difference between fulfilling an extreme fantasy and actually committing the crime. This dude has to live with the fact that he RAPED someone for the rest of his life.

Jesus ring the bell...