I really should be sleep...

So I'm watching LeBron James pub his new book, Shooting Stars on The Jon Stewart Show and for the first time, I noticed that LeBron has a seriously receding hairline.  Oh uh-uh, that's not cute at all.  He's waay to young for that...  Five years from now, he's gonna look like an over grown grandpa.  Boo. Granted, not that many of us are ever going to see the top of his head cause dude is what, 6'7? But still. 

I sure hope his head doesn't have any of those weird folds or bumps... Yikes.

the carpet leads directly to a gym...

There's nothing like the morning after a music awards show; always so much drama and confusion to discuss. 

We should probably start with Kanye's outburst...  But honestly, there's so little to say.  If it wasn't before; it's now confirmed- dude has the social skills of a freaking 5 year-old. You appreciate him the most when you only have to deal with him for short periods of time.  Anything more and he becomes exhausting and in need of a good backhand. No offense. 

And I'm curious, what did you really think about the MJ tribute???  I mean, we ALWAYS love the dancers but real talk, weren't you hoping Janet would've done just a little bit more? I'm just saying. 

But then again, who had time to miss Miss Jackson with all of Lady Gaga's constant costume changes? Mmm-hmm, Ca-RAZY.  But quietly, I LOVED every moment of it it. Oh and puh-lease don't even front like, her performance of 'Paparazzi' wasn't one of the most memorable of the entire night (um, note to Kid Cudi?  I'm gonna need you to do a little better next time. Thank you very much.). 

I must say, after that 'Ava Maria' foolishness at the BET Awards, I was happy ya girl Bey pulled it together with the flawless performance of  'Single Ladies'. No to mention, how thoughtful inviting Taylor Swift back to the stage seemed (even if it was staged). 

All in all, I wasn't mad at the show. Nope, sure was not. Now the size of Alicia Keys' knees?  Err-um, that's another story. But I guess we can't have everything, right?

don't let the cute face fool ya...

Looks like the United States isn't the only country where grown folks are wildin' out on out of control little kids...

Apparently, a couple in England went to dinner at a newly opened Mexican restaurant with their somewhat "outspoken" 2-year old (READ: unruly mini tyrant whom probably deserved a quick pinch under the table).  When their beloved lil' Molly started to get antsy and fuss (at the top of her lungs, I'm sure) about the service being too slow, the waiter took it a tad personal.  Umm-huh... 

Now I know what you're probably thinking: 'Eeewa! He put something in the baby's food!' But no, homeboy wasn't nearly as passive aggressive.  Instead, he kept it 100% live, and listed a line item charge for the  "little f**ker on the bill!  Can you stand it?? 

Jesus take the wheel... cause I can't.

d-list certified...

Hate her or love her, comedienne Kathy Griffin can't lose. I swear, this clip of her spoofing Kate Gosselin a.k.a the current Queen of Gossip Rag Exploitation is priceless.

What you know about the dead-on reverse mullet wig? Or giving your clearly Mexican looking children the tears of fame to drink? Oh and for the record, I die for the surgery scars!

tears of a clown...

Hmmm, so while President Obama was figuring out 50 different ways to politely shank the Republican party in that amazing speech on health care that he delivered last night, apparently former NJ Net Jayson Williams was up in the State Supreme Court falling out and LITERALLY crying poor. 

Mind you, this the same dude who made at least $87 million bouncing a call around for a living. Uh-huh and now he's talking 'bout, there's no money and he's broke. Feel free to insert blank stare with three blinks.

Err-um Jayson honey, I'm sure you thought that Obama was bringing the era of the lightskin man back but it ain't get this far honey.  At. All.

Granted, $200,000 (which is actually backdated 6 months to March '09) is a whole lot of money for someone who probably had to barter his left testicle to cover all those criminal defense fees to pay in spousal/ child support. Mmm-hmmm... remember that messy trial? And the unfortunate taser incident shortly thereafter? Sigh.

But dude, ain't nobody tell you to shoot that limo driver and then try and hide the evidence. And at the end of the day, there's only so much sorrow that I can muster for someone who lists not one but THREE homes and an ownership in a professional lacrosse team amongst his assets.

Yeah, survey says- no thank you.