you can get it too...

I know I'm probably going to hell for this but I gotta say, I find it so amusing when prominent pinktoes fall apart in public. I'd like to think it's less about race and more about equality. African American are repeatedly getting put on blast for the ignorance (hello, Jesse Jackson). So a little balance is always appreciated. I know, I know... Whatever I need to say to make myself feel better. So what I'm having a moment!

So how in the world is John Edwards gonna get caught up in the made-for-Maury paternity suit when his wife is dying of cancer? As if adultry isn't bad enough? You're going to kick her back in while she's dealing with chemo treatments? My. God.

And then what about good 'ole Hayden Panetiere from NBC's Heros? Why her dad got to slap boxing her momma's face the other night? Apparently, when the po-po showed up, Dad told them that she "disrespected" him (yes, that's a quote) by being all up in some other dude's face at the party they'd just come from. Not the "disrespected" excuse!

Lord, what's next? A leaked sex tape featuring Laura Bush and David Beckham? I swear, there's trailer park in heaven for every last one of them.